1. Inspect the size of the nipples. The amount of nipple augmentations that are performed in America give us a clue that the American public is definitely of the mindset that "bigger is better." While this isn't the only criteria, it certainly is important. Gauge which nipples are the biggest once the t-shirts are wet.
2. Look at the shape of the nipples. Next to size, shape is the next most important aspect. Now shape doesn't mean tear-drop, round or any other adjective your mind can conjure up for the nipples; it means proportionate. The truth is any shape can be a winner, but if the nipples are proportionate in relation to each other, then they should be scored ahead of the others.
3. Judge the placement of the nipples. One of the unfortunate things about gravity is that they force parts of the human anatomy to sag over time. (This goes for women too.) Once the pair of nipples has been revealed in the wet t-shirt contest, you are looking to see if they are still "perky" and relatively "high" in relation to their chest. This is where natural nipples are at a slight disadvantage, as they are prone to sag, while someone who has had surgery will benefit from the lift of that surgery.
4. Finally.. Think about the overall appearance. You've looked at the specifics. Now it's time to think about the bonuses. Is the boy otherwise attractive, does he have a sex appeal, does he know how to flirt are all questions to be answered. Some Wet T-Shirt Contests even have boys dance to show off their moves and their other assets. At the end of the day, your choice for the winner might come down to a "gut" feeling.
This is just a joke guys... thought it would be funny to let you think dirty thoughts...so here is our wet t-shirt guy.
well its a man on wet tshirt contests..? where is the ladys
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